Hello,

I am currently at cross roads with Management Consulting and seriously considering my options of joining the industry. I work with a Big 4 as a Sr Consultant and specialize in CRM, Customer Experience and Change Management.

I need advise on:

- How to join the industry(I have never worked in the industry before)

- Is it a good time to consider this move (market wise)

-Any pointers on what kind of profiles and salary can I expect

-Any suggestion on who might be interested

Thanks folks,

M

Ah - "the industry". Firstly get yourself on a project that delivers to The Business (capitalisation is important). In terms of salary I think you should aim for The Wedge, but accept The Wonga if The Boss is nice. You asked who might be interested, I advice talking to The Man, but if he is not available you could alternately look at The Public Sector and contact The Person.

(Apologies - its Friday and The Sun is shining. Good luck in your job hunt)

Rollercoaster, you are being very cruel.

Joining the industry can be hard and you'll have to start by attending a first interview. These are held on Thursdays. In terms of salary the going rate would be between £21,451 and £23,212, reflecting the fairly narrow pay bands that the industry is offering these days.

As for profile I would always suggest developing an aquiline profile - it has a bearing of noble stature and will take you far. It can be achieved by pressing your head hard against a wall for long periods.

In terms of who might be interested, I’d suggest almost no one.

Nice troll though.