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What does every consultant want for Christmas?

 
#1 What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 16:30

Lonely Consultant's Wife

As a lonley consultants wife, whom bearly see's her husband as he jets around the world. As I harly know him anymore and can't keep upto date with his interests, I was wondering what to buy him for Christmas.

Can a consultant make any recommendations?

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#2 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 16:32

hmmm to Lonely Consultant's Wife (#1)

Do they do gift certificates for escort agencies...?

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#3 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 17:07

The Senior Vice President to hmmm (#2)

LCW - Assuming this isn't a wind-up or a gross exaggeration, I think you need to have a serious chat with your husband. Balls to the presents... it sounds like you have some substantially more pressing issues to deal with.

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#4 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 17:08

anon to The Senior Vice President (#3)

Handcuffs could do the trick.

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#5 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 17:19

My wish would be to Lonely Consultant's Wife (#1)

I would love a Star Trek teleporter for Christmas - NO MORE TRAVELLING. Shame you cant buy one

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#6 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 18:29

anon to My wish would be (#5)

the escort gift certificate is a good idea... or a prestige wrist watch

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#7 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
20/11/2007 18:36

lonely consultant to Lonely Consultant's Wife (#1)

we just wanna be home.. give him the hug of the century when u see him next

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#8 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
21/11/2007 17:03

anon to lonely consultant (#7)

Christine, is that you?

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#9 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
21/11/2007 17:35

djd to anon (#8)

a divorce? Some tasteful drapes? You realise consultants aren't a homogeneous group, all wishing santa brings then a mighty morphing power ranger this christmas right? So far i think that's just me

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#10 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
21/11/2007 18:12

hmmm to djd (#9)

nope, me too... hopefully the green one... Tommy... he was a G.

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#11 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
22/11/2007 14:15

Anon to hmmm (#10)

.. a job in investment banking

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#12 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
24/11/2007 11:58

anon to Lonely Consultant's Wife (#1)

Noise-cancelling headphones (for use when flying)

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#13 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
24/11/2007 23:40

Taxman to Lonely Consultant's Wife (#1)

A usb TV adapter from currys, as the hotel channels are decrypted by the TV. So plug your USB adapter into laptop, plug TV co-axial into USB adapter and all the blockbuster films are free. Will stop you paying £14 a night for internet access.

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#14 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
25/11/2007 01:02

A Taxman fan to Taxman (#13)

Does this include the X rated film channels?

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#15 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
25/11/2007 17:55

Taxman to A Taxman fan (#14)

yes it does, thre is donleyporn galore

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#16 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
25/11/2007 20:17

anon to Taxman (#15)

Taxman: For all your filth-hankering needs.

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#17 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
26/11/2007 08:36

Sophie to anon (#16)

Good idea Taxman! How does the Internet access scam work though? Surely you can't get Internet access just by plugging a coaxial cable intended for broadcasting TV channels into your PC via a TV tuner card?? I thought most of these places use wireless access?

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#18 RE: What does every consultant want for Christmas?
27/11/2007 23:01

Taxman to Sophie (#17)

Sohie/Dave

Its not Internet Aceess

Its a USB TV card, as such it needs you to plug a co-axial cable into it, and then it decodes the channels.

Now in Hotels the TV decodes the channels, as to be fair most folk dont turn up with their own Telly.

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